I had the best customers yesterday. One guy bought ten dances in a row, another bought three sets of seven, another four in a row and tipped for two more. It was a very busy Sunday for me. And I think that ten in a row is the most I've ever done for one guy without a break. After them, he said, "That was nice," and I replied "I figured if you didn't like them, you wouldn't have had ten."

After being in a straight job—that's right, I'm working part-time right now in a business related to one of my hobbies—I find I have more appreciation for looking at naked pretty girls. I really missed looking at Kylie, Samantha, Jewel, and Chevon. Those are some of the hotties I work with. Granted, XTC has its share of naked women who should probably stay clothed, but there are some real gems in the club.

Part of the reason I'm paying more attention to the strippers I work with is that my friend Steve's bachelor party is coming up and I want to hire a really good girl to come dance for us. I think we'll have dinner somewhere nice, then get a hotel room and hang out all night, telling embarassing stories about his old girlfriends and such. Any suggestions? I only see the entertainment side of the party.

One of the guys I danced for yesterday had a Tom Cruise smile. The whole time I was dancing for him, I just saw those bright, white teeth and kept thinking of Magnolia, the one film in which I found him attractive. Go figure.