Yeah, that's me skipping out of work tonight; the straight job has me too tired to go in tonight. Hopefully I'll pull my act together by tomorrow night to make that little bit of extra money to spend in NYC. I do, after all, need to eat steak at the Penthouse Executive Club.

Well, my friend Steve's nuptials approach, making his bachelor party an imminent event. I am working with a couple of friends to plan a nice little bash for him, so again, I ask, anyone know any midget strippers?