Everyone can look forward to hearing some funny songs from me at work next week as I'm gathering material watching VH-1's one hit wonders special. Henry Rollins (is he a no-hit wonder?) commenting on Taco. Rob Sheffield on everyone. He's the perfect fit for this show, being all about the radio single. Looks nothing like his little Rolling Stone caricature, though.

The delicious food I had yesterday totally made up for my unfortunate exposure to Skyline Chili. We had an awesome starch-and-fat breakfast at the Original Pancake House out in the burbs, then a wonderful Italian dinner (I wanted to suck the bolognese off the plate).

Quiet Riot weren't one-hit wonders. What about "Bang Your Head"? Or "Mama We're All Crazy Now"?

I hope the Flaming Lips show up with "She Don't Use Jelly" here. And in a perfect world, "Cut Your Hair" would have been a radio hit. And there must be a ton of Brit bands that had like one hit over here.

You know who should have had a weird one-shot New Wave hit, just so they could be on this show to amuse me? The Fall. That'd be cool.

So I'll be back at work next weekend; I'll update the schedule soon. I'll have about two weeks there until it's time to hit the road. I'm open to your suggestions for really silly songs I should dance to on my last shift at XTC. And silly outfits I should wear.