One of my friends called blogs "the dullest waste of electricity on the fucking planet." But not mine, he says, because it's got titties. And those are always fascinating.

On that note, I feel I must reveal that I'm having a cosmetic procedure performed this week. I know they are natural, but the time has come when that's not good enough. That's right, I'm having dental work done. I had a lovely bleaching this morning and wil be getting some new porcelain crowns soon as well.

I worked on Monday night and was the recipient of some gorgeous roses, a belated get-well-soon gift for my wisdom teeth from a very sweet customer. They are still looking lovely today.

I didn't hear anyone doing coke in the bathroom, though I heard one girl say, "If it grows in cow shit or out of the ground I'll do it, but that's it."

The Yuppie Pricks' new album is out; I'm in the gatefold and on the CD itself. I believe the gatefold photo is on the website now. It's my third album appearance, I think. I'm on the cover of this one and on the back of this one. I think I might be the only stripper who has both modeled for album covers and written liner notes; though not for the same album. Now if only I could play an instrument and appear on one.

Sunny and 75. Hooray for Austin.

If I recover from tomorrow's dental work quickly enough, I'll work tomorrow night. And probably Friday. Then it's a week off and "fun" at SXSW.