One thing that bears mentioning about the itty-bitty club is the dancer quality--it is quite high for such a little club. Just about all of these girls could hold their own in a larger, "show club" setting. There's a pretty good variety, and the median is probably a 7.5 to 8.5 rather than the 4-6 range you usually see in smaller, neighborhood bars. It's pretty cool.

Also, I've been happy to meet some very interesting and well-traveled customers, from techies to retired military types; bizarrely, it's a more diverse and friendly customer base than the one in Dayton at the Living Room (although certainly more blue-collar than at Pure Platinum).

But check this out: Some fella was wearing a T-shirt for some resort in Puerto Rico. I pointed to the logo and asked him, "Where's that?"
"Puerto Rico? It's an island in the A-"
Oh, lord, this guy really thinks I don't know where Puerto Rico is!
"I know where Puerto Rico is. Where's (Casa de los Hongos or something)?"
"Oh! Ha ha! It's blah blah resort blah blah. Sorry about that."
"Yes, well, I am a stripper, so I understand how you'd assume I wouldn't know where the 51st state was."
Kidding!