Anybody want to help me with tuition so I can go back to Austin for a few weeks? I'm thinking of taking a summer class at UT in July/August but I need to come up with some extra bucks to do so, above and beyond what I can earn between now and July 11 . . . I'm trying to think of a way to make myself into a charity so you could give me money and make it tax-deductible.

Yesterday was quite possibly the slowest day ever. I mean, we're talking a total customer count of under 20 for the entire day. The bar sales were pitiful. There is nothing more soul-sucking than being on stage in front of no audience for hours at a time. Yeesh. No more Mondays ever for me. Though I did get to dance to ABBA.