Seriously, I wasn't kidding about the tuition for that summer class. UT has none of that community-college-eighty-dollars-a-class-shit, it's like an investment of a couple grand just to start. I'll sell lapdance packages&mdashbuy five get one free, or something. I would say I'll just sell lapdances, but I have a short period of time here to take care of business--it's down to Austin on Saturday (my birthday is on Sunday), up here again on Tuesday, then a drive to Texas around the 8th or 9th of July (classes run July 11-Aug 13).

Hee hee. I know that's normally not the time of year to plan a trip to Texas, but hell, that's what A/C is for.

But really, I put some used shoes and things up on eBanned, I'm so worried I won't be able to cover the tuition! Eek. I hate dealing with a last-minute crisis like this. Although I'm confident I'll make it work. Dammit.