Hurricanes can really bring out the stupid in newsanchors. Did you see Paula Zahn this afternoon, saying it had damaged the Superdome, "which was built to be impregnable"?

Yes, built to be as sturdy a fortress as the Saints' defense.

We just saw The Aristocrats, and although I had my doubts about hearing it over and over, it was truly hilarious. Needs more 9/11 humor, though, because it's the worst.