I forgot to mention next month's alternative to Valentine's Day, Steak and a Blowjob Day, or as it's referred to on this annoyingly tame website, Steak and BJ Day. They also misspelled fellatio. Hee.

Also, speaking of fellatio, this is the funniest Craigslist posting of the week.

So in the dressing room last Saturday one of the girls asked another to take a picture of her in full makeup, hair, and sheer nighty. "For my mom," she said. Oy. I feel a little like a prude, here, that I've never normalized stripping enough to really want to share the day-to-day with my parents. They know what I do, but we pretty much don't talk about it. I talk about it with my mother some, my father never, and assorted cousins and aunts and uncles think it's pretty freaking funny. However, I pray none of them hit this site or, god forbid, see me at work. Maybe this "being cool with the parents" thing is a Portland deal? I would almost say it's kind of a white trash deal but that would be cruel . . .