I am in Vegas, I am in Vegas, and I am gonna see some insanely great burlesque tonight. It's my very first time here. Oh shit, I haven't gambled yet . . . I will have to hit a slot machine on my way out. And there's a hottie lingerie boutique nearby that I must must must check out . . . I could use a pretty silk slip, I'm thinking. Oh, it's boobies and spa treatments and tasty food for the weekend. Yay!