How to strap money to your garter

This is a tutorial . . .

First, procure a garter. This is different from a garter belt, which is used to hold up stockings. Originally, leg garters were also used for this purpose, but in some strip clubs (often nude ones, as there's nowhere else to put anything), they are used as a place to take and keep tips.



Put the garter on the leg of your choice. It shouldn't be right up under your ass or down by your knee but rather somewhere in between.



Insert cash.



Fold cash in half, generally with the smallest bill on the outside.



Wrap a rubber band around the folded cash





Double the rubber band to secure, and you will be instantly aware if you're about to lose some money.




Note: I don't do this in Portland. People can't stick money directly in a garter here and we get a lot of singles, so it seems most dancers carry a little purse.

And now, 4/17/07, an addendum: how to keep your money in a garter on your ankle!


Instead of putting the garter on your thigh, you're going to keep it on your ankle.





Wrap it in a figure eight to double it around your ankle.







Insert cash beneath both loops of the garter, on the inside of your ankle.





Fold the cash over, in half, and use one of the loops to hold it flat against your ankle.

For added security, you can use a rubber band to hold the cash as well.