Happy Birthday to Grace

Grace Undressed, happy 28th. 28 is when I got married, and you are already paired, and you have 364 more days to be 28, so you may be officially mated yet and not violate Vulcan tradition.

And thanks for bestowing the Arte y pico award (whatever that may be -- an excuse to spread blog love around, I assume, since it didn't come with a Lush gift certificate or anything) on me, with such kind words.

I suppose I need to turn around and pass it on to five other blogs I love. Damn you for snagging Sadie and Tara, but I've shared a stage with them, so phbbbt.

Todd is a D2 customer who shockingly showed me that customers, too, can be amazed at the nonsensical behavior of strip club management. His sardonic wit and clear-eyed commentary make him a jewel in that tiniest of categories, the strip club customer blog.

Avalon almost makes me want to read self-help tomes. While I'm amused at the thought of her trying to whip some of the basket cases I've worked with into SuperStripper material, reading her blog on my phone at work has turned around more than one bad night. She's also a one-woman stereotype-combating machine.

Everything Jo Weldon does is covered in glitter and feathers, metaphorically speaking.

Quixotic Dancer not only picked a fabulous blog name, but has some great musings on men, notably this great post about cunnilingus and male self-delusion.

Davka has been on my radar for a while; I like to read about the places I've been through another perspective.

Enough of that, then. I want my next award to come with a free lapdance, or a sandwich or something.