"I'm gonna get a Chardonnay right now."
"Well, I'm gonna get a big double shot, since we can only have one drink an hour. I only have three or four a night, though."
"I tried that, but I'll drink a double and only stay buzzed for 20 minutes! But if I have a wine or beer I can sip it for an hour and stay buzzed. If I have a double, like, 15 minutes later, or if I go on stage, I'm sober again."

"My customer is bringing in this hormone stuff that makes your boobs bigger! I'm so happy, I'll get bigger boobs without a boob job."
"Wow, that must be why no one ever gets boob jobs anymore."
"They don't?"

"Ugh, I'm so sweaty. I think they like it when we smell a little, though."
"Oh, yeah. You won't believe this, but one of the best nights I ever had was after I'd been hunting and butchered a mule deer and didn't have time to shower before work. This one guy couldn't get enough of me, he bought 17 dances and four VIPs."