Here's a good reason to be careful at the strip club.

The parents of the birthday boy and his girlfriend stayed at the party!
We drove out to Johnson City to meet the party organizer's girlfriends at the Exxon. One of them told me, "We told everyone we were going to meet my cousin and pick her up, so just tell everyone you're visiting from Houston before you go change." They took us down a very long, scary dirt road to a house in the middle of the Hill Country and sneakily deposited my things in a bathroom before taking me around to the porch where everyone was celebrating. I met the organizer, and since it was a very mixed crowd I asked, "Listen, do you want me to just get topless, or to tone it down a little? I don't want to make any of the women uncomfortable." "Oh, you just do whatever you want! I just want you to really embarrass him!" I slipped inside to change, bemoaned the fact that I hadn't bought real nurses' shoes to wear with my nurse's oufit since I was going to be dancing on a very uneven stone patio, and was secretly gleeful that the birthday boy had had an injury earlier in the day and had been to the emergency room, making my outfit all the more appropriate.
He was pretty shy to begin with, looking down a little and not really doing anything, but after the bodypainting bit he livened up. They had a small pool, kind of a decorative stone pond, on the side of the patio, so I was able to do all of the bathing stuff in it! Much more water, much great effect. Great house at which to perform. They'd been trying to toss him in all night and when I jumped in with my bathing sponge, he took the plunge to everyone's delight. Soon afterwards I took the plunge and got all naked while doing candle wax molds on my nipples and pussy to the delight of the audience - well, the make audience, mostly, though the girls were all right. They laid him down on the ground and put tips on him which I picked up creatively, and then I did some lapdances for the fellas before leaving. They were good tippers - this varies a lot with the parties. Sometimes I won't get a single dollar, sometimes I'll get as much as the party fee itself in tips, and this is why I set a price I like - I don't want to rely on tips or pressure people for them, just appreciate them when they come and not have to sweat it when they don't.
I love doing parties out in the country; people get into a relaxed, fun state of mind and it just seems so strange to be dancing naked in that setting, just really fun and exciting.
Oh, and I did give the birthday boy's father a lapdance! You have to take care of Dad.

I did a party for some really fun guys last night; when I walked in, there was a huge bong on their table and they were still eating dinner. While Ezra (my sister's boyfriend, a blacksmith and generally very useful guy to have around) was setting up my stuff, I went into one of the guy's rooms to change. The house was a definite bachelor pad with a surplus of stereo and computer equipment and a paucity of furniture. In this guy's bedroom I was charmed to see a row of the complete Harry Potter books on a shelf. One of the hosts knocked while I was changing to ask if pictures were allowed. I told him there were already naked pictures of me on the internet, so it was up to them.
The guy with the camera was busy during most of my show, it was really very funny. At one point in the night, he told one of his fellow guests that was acting up "If you do that again we're going to give you two minutes in the box!" I said, "And he will feel shame." "You know Slapshot?" I told him he'd be amazed how many hockey fans were strippers. It's always funny to me what little things bowl guys over when a stripper says them - either from expectation or experience they don't expect us to be conversationally entertaining, aware of pop culture references, etc. so that when we exhibit some personality or intelligence, they're impressed in a way they wouldn't be were I fully clothed. I find this really entertaining and illustrative of a lot of stereotypes about strippers - as well as profitable.
Some of the guys mostly hung out in the kitchen during the show; I wish I'd gotten them a bit more involved. I did lapdances for just about everyone there and they were all really nice. Something I realized - I really like doing dances for big guys - tall, meaty guys, because you can crawl all over them and not worry about hurting them.
I have a party tonight in Johnson City. A girl got in touch with me a few days ago looking for a dancer for her boyfriend's 21st birthday. Not only does this make her an awesome girlfriend, she also is studying to be a nurse and asked me to dress in a nurse's outfit! I'm making a really slutty one right now out of white velvet and red satin. It's going to be a minidress with apron and cap - and I have a big package of rubber gloves to strap on for effect. If only I had an examining table. Oh, she also asked me to come by after 11 so that she would have time "to make sure the parents and grandparents have all left." This should be a good one.

This Mike Price thing is just awful - what in the world is wrong with that woman, trying to order $1000 in room service? There are several aspects of this incident which I find troubling.
How did this story wind up in the papers? I'm trying to find that out now. Was it an unscupulous hotel employee that alerted the media? Hotels should be discreet, especially about the activities of head coaches of top SEC college football programs.
What was that girl thinking? How completely ridiculous to order one of everything from room service - to go. Why not head to the spa and have a nice massage and facial instead? It's far more normal and less likely to raise suspicions.
Mike Price is not blameless. He says he has no recollection of how he wound up in his room with the woman, who thankfully hasn't yet been identified as a stripper. If Price drank to the point of a blackout, he has a serious drinking problem that needs to be addressed. That's one possibility, the other is that he is lying. For which I don't blame him; who wouldn't lie in an effort to keep a job as the head coach of the Tide? If he was still aware of his actions when he took this woman to his hotel room, he was being very careless in not seeking out a discreet woman who wouldn't try any stunts. He's Mike Price; I am sure there are women who would be more than happy to entertain him for an evening without any additional drama.
I would like to make it known that the services of rivercitykitty.com are more discreet than those of most strip clubs in the SEC. Guys are always getting into trouble in clubs in Florida. So for any head coaches of football programs in the SEC, I would like to assure you that if you engage my services for an evening's entertainment, I will ensure you no hotel leaks, no leaks to the media from me, and no behavior on my part that would draw undue attention to you or your football program. I'll make sure you stay safely in your suite where you belong. All I'll ask is my usual rate plus travel expenses and some tickets to the game.
Don't you think they'd be better off with me around? After all, I am a visiting, legitimate UT student doing research on the economics of college sports, instead of a random woman who may act irrationally - who I am beginning to think was an Auburn fan.